[Intro - Saxophone solo - no vocals]
[Verse 1]
Hey Santa, let's have a chat
Forget the fancy gifts and all of that
Keep the diamonds, keep the pearls
Just bring my man to this... lonely girl
Not sure if it's right
Chimney might be too tight
But if that is the case
I'll give you the keys to the place
[Chorus]
It's a long distance Christmas
And I've got a request
Santa do your thing now
You know what's best
Hitch up Rudolph, Dasher too
Prancer, Dancer, the whole crew
Bring my baby home tonight
And Santa, we'll be alright
[Verse 2]
I don't need a mink coat, no fancy car
Just put my baby on that sleigh of yours
I'll leave you bourbon, leave you mellow
Come on Santa, be a good fella
[Instrumental Break full orchestra]
[Bridge]
I know you're busy, lots to do
But I'm asking nice, I'm counting on you
Check your list, check it twice
Bringing him home would be awful nice
[Saxophone solo]
[Chorus]
It's a long distance Christmas
And I've got a request
Santa do your thing now
You know what's best
Come on Santa, be a pal
Help out a lonely gal
I know how we can fix this
No more Long Distance Christmas